Here I have been taunted with the possibility of earning money, I'd guess around a few dollars a year, if only I download "adsense" to this site. It's so easy, practically all I have to do is click "download", and boom! Let the fractions of a dollar roll in. But in less than a week I've gotten rejected from adsense twice.
Their reasons? According to the impersonal and, frankly, rude and offensive email they sent me, I have "insufficient content" and their crawlers "aren't really sure what this blog is about" (I paraphrase). Wha-ugh. Well, "adsense team", could you give me any indication of how much content exactly is preferable? How can I provide the blog you wanna read? Since it would be such a hardship for you to let me have this. Since you really need to be selective, just until this google thing catches on.
And honestly, I don't know how you missed it, this blog is clearly about weight loss and romantic guidance, as you may have noticed from my previous posts "Some Dietary Adjustments" and "Weddings".
In order to gain the approval of the folks over at adsense, I'll be catering to their automated requests and posting too much content. Maybe a post every few hours, I could title them:
"Yay, adsense!", "adsense is admirable!" and "I say AD you say SENSE!"
Unrelated, blogger thinks "adsense" is misspelled, but "Adsense" is correctly spelled. Huh. Guess you'll have to publish it with all these typos anyhow.
SENSE!
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